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Scientists Confirm That Mondays Are, In Fact, The Worst
A 12-year longitudinal study has finally put numbers to what humanity has long suspected.
In a stunning development that experts are calling 'completely predictable,' Mr. Whiskers has reportedly been sitting with his back to the family since Tuesday.
A 12-year longitudinal study has finally put numbers to what humanity has long suspected.
Early reviews suggest most users are hovering around a solid 'yikes.'
His platform: more parks, fewer vacuums, unlimited treats.
The couch, reached for comment, declined to respond.
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