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Local Cat Declares Itself 'Emotionally Unavailable' After Owner Bought a Houseplant
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Local Cat Declares Itself 'Emotionally Unavailable' After Owner Bought a Houseplant

In a stunning development that experts are calling 'completely predictable,' Mr. Whiskers has reportedly been sitting with his back to the family since Tuesday.

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Scientists Confirm That Mondays Are, In Fact, The Worst
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Scientists Confirm That Mondays Are, In Fact, The Worst

A 12-year longitudinal study has finally put numbers to what humanity has long suspected.

Town's Only Traffic Light Voted 'Most Reliable Resident' for 12th Year Running
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Town's Only Traffic Light Voted 'Most Reliable Resident' for 12th Year Running

Man Insists His Sourdough Starter Is 'Basically a Pet' and Deserves a Name
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Man Insists His Sourdough Starter Is 'Basically a Pet' and Deserves a Name

New App Lets You Rate Your Own Decisions From 1 to 'What Were You Thinking'
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New App Lets You Rate Your Own Decisions From 1 to 'What Were You Thinking'

Early reviews suggest most users are hovering around a solid 'yikes.'

Dog Elected Honorary Mayor of Small Town for Third Consecutive Year
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Dog Elected Honorary Mayor of Small Town for Third Consecutive Year

His platform: more parks, fewer vacuums, unlimited treats.

Local Man Insists His Cat Is 'Just Misunderstood' After Third Furniture Incident
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Local Man Insists His Cat Is 'Just Misunderstood' After Third Furniture Incident

The couch, reached for comment, declined to respond.

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